Sadness

Pasaway Na Wrong Lyrics

1. “I decided long ago, never to walk with edu manzano.”
2. “so kiss me and smaffle me.”
3. “it started when we were younger you were nine.”
4. “some people want tambourines but I don’t”
5. “my only nest is killing me.”
6. “don’t go jason waterfalls.”
7. “constantine, you’re on my mind.”
8. “soul of Christ sat beside me.”
9. "i hope you clap your hands"
10. "badong make me close one more door, i don't wanna hurt anymore"
11. "isn't it ironic, twenty-six"
12. "sama-sama saying goodbye, i believe it hurts when we cry...don't we know parting's never so easeeeeehhhhhhhh...."
13. "Ken Leeeeee ilibu dibu douchoo, Ken Leeeeee I can’t give anymore"
14. "no i can' forget the semen on your face as you were leaving"
15. "MIGHTY MOUSE outside Chicago..."
16. And finally, “nothing’s gonna change my love for you, you know naman my love how much I love you.”

Eto naman local...

Battle of the Brainless

Brainless is back!"

Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?

Contestant : Niyog?

Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.

Contestant : (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!



Host : Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?

Contestant: Sa back?

Host : O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).

Contestant: Likod?

Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name
nito(Rizal Park ).

Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)



Host : Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?

Contestant: Banyo?

Host : Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

Contestant: Bubong?

Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.

Contestant : Beerhouse!



Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag
ikaw
ay nalulunod?

Contestant : Lifebuoy?

Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng ito.

Contestant : Safeguard?

Host :Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.

Contestant : Safe Buoy?

Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.

Contestant : Ah, Mr. Clean!




Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat
upang
hindi ka malunod?

Contestant: Sirena?

Host : Hindi! Hindi ito babae.

Contestant : Siyokoy?

Host : Hindi ito lalake.

Contestant : Siyoke?



Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines ?

Contestant: Sunflower?

Host : Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.

Contestant: Stork?

Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?

Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".

Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?

Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong
pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A",
at
kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?

Contestant : Si...Sharon Cuneta!



Host : Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia?

Contestant : Carole KING?

Host:Hindi, mas mababa sa king.

Contestant : Al QUINN?

Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.

Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?

Host : Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.

Contestant : BISHOP Bacani?

Host : Mas mababa sa bishop.

Contestant : Johnny MidNIGHT?

Host : Mas mababa sa Knight.

Contestant : Jerry PONS?

Host : Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.

Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!



Host : Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill?
Clue,may
initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)

Contestant: Nora Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".

Contestant : Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi.Dati siyang Senador.

Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?

Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.

Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!



One more dagdag:

Host: What "K" (kalabaw) is the national animal of the Philippines?

Contestant: Kuto?

Host : Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.

Contestant : Kutong Lupa!