Pampasakit Ng Bangs

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Bawal Mag-Tagalog

ENGLISH CLASS. Bawal ang magtagalog.


PEDRO: Mam, may i go out please.


TEACHER: Why?


PEDRO: Because... (thinking) Ahhh... Father, Mother, Me!


TEACHER: What?!


PEDRO: (Pawisan) TATA, INA, AKO..........


BASTOS Na BATA

Belated Happy New Year!

San ba makakabili ng creative juice for 2012? Kailangan ko ng 12 bottles, tag iisang litro.

Pasaway Na Wrong Lyrics

1. “I decided long ago, never to walk with edu manzano.”
2. “so kiss me and smaffle me.”
3. “it started when we were younger you were nine.”
4. “some people want tambourines but I don’t”
5. “my only nest is killing me.”
6. “don’t go jason waterfalls.”
7. “constantine, you’re on my mind.”
8. “soul of Christ sat beside me.”
9. "i hope you clap your hands"
10. "badong make me close one more door, i don't wanna hurt anymore"
11. "isn't it ironic, twenty-six"
12. "sama-sama saying goodbye, i believe it hurts when we cry...don't we know parting's never so easeeeeehhhhhhhh...."
13. "Ken Leeeeee ilibu dibu douchoo, Ken Leeeeee I can’t give anymore"
14. "no i can' forget the semen on your face as you were leaving"
15. "MIGHTY MOUSE outside Chicago..."
16. And finally, “nothing’s gonna change my love for you, you know naman my love how much I love you.”

Eto naman local...

Jack and Jill (Nosebleed Version)

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!