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Mapapa Mura Ka Sa Sarap

Naaksidente Na Nakapag Text Pa

Alipunga

Alak vs. Gatas

Pag OA Ka Sa Love

Ang LOVE parang pag-inom lang ng alak yan. 

Kapag nasosobrahan nag-a-astang retarded ka na.

WHAT THE CYBERCRIME LAW SHOULD COVER

1. Vanity shots. Bawal mag-upload ng 3 albums worth of photos na puro fez mo lang! Feel kitang i-report! Nag-headband lang, 75 photos agad dapat.
2. After-jerjer cuddling photos. Wag mag-upload ng pics nyo ng jowa mo kung saan obvious na wala kayong saplot! Hindi handa ang sambayanan sa bedsheets niyong madumi. Sumulat kayo kay Xerex at magtanong kung kelan sya magkakaroon ng website.
3. Mga mahilig makipag-away in English na karumal-dumal ang grammar.. "i'm can never jealous of a slut like you..your such a trying hard!!"
4. TMI (Too Much Information) Attack - "ang lakas ng regla ko today..", "haizt maghapon akong nagtatae sakit na ng pwet ko.."
5. Emo 24/7 - "guys ang sakit may mahal na siyang iba..", "fb friends gusto ko na mamatay..", "haizz miss ko na siya pero di ko sasabihin kung sino", "guys umiiyak ako ngayon (insert photo)" 
6. EoWH pFouH kUyAh uzTah pFouH jAn jEjEjE aCoh pFouh aUz aMan wAzuP pFouH NuH pFouH 3p nYoh JAn tAwA muCh jEjEjE ---> RECLUSION PERPETUA
   

 

Pampasakit Ng Bangs

Para sa lahat ng Adolfs

Isa Munang Mensahe Mula Sa MMDA

Si Saturnino Fabros nagpapaka emo.

Bawal Mag-Tagalog

ENGLISH CLASS. Bawal ang magtagalog.


PEDRO: Mam, may i go out please.


TEACHER: Why?


PEDRO: Because... (thinking) Ahhh... Father, Mother, Me!


TEACHER: What?!


PEDRO: (Pawisan) TATA, INA, AKO..........


BASTOS Na BATA

Chinese Names Translated

Born during the night = Andy Lim 
Born blind = Kenneth Sy 
Born being swindled = Lino Co 
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh 
Born as 10th child = Sam Po 
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw 
Born fat = Bob Uy 
Born little = Kathy Ting 
Born different = Eva Yan 
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw 
Born looking for someone = Allen Sia 
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King 
Born during Sunday = Lyn Go 
Born with malice = Mali Sia 
Born angry with someone = Ally Tan 
Born with picture = Lara Huan 
Born with sweets = Ken Dy 
Born undefined = Sam Ting 
Born while taking a bath = Lily Go 
Born not to take a bath = Dinah Lily Go 
Born while buying = Bill Li 
Born secretly = Tina Go 
Born to pass flatus = Otto Tin 
Born ugly = Kaw Yan 
Born Normal = Nath Ting Wong 
Born Abnormal = Sam Ting Wong

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