Wednesday, February 18, 2009

SMS / Text Messages Collection: Bastos

Mahal mo sya..
May mahal siyang iba..
One day nakita mo sya kasama ung mahal nya..
Just close your eyes and pray..
"Sana mamatay na ung hayop na un d nmn cla bagay..."




If you believe in signs ..
in serendipity ..
in destiny ..
in soulmates ..
in love at first sight ..
in eternal love..
Taena!!!! Mamamatay kang VIRGIN!!!




Manghuhula: Magiging mapalad ka sa larangan ng sex.

Duduy: Wow!!! ibig nyong sabihin, marami akong makakasex???

Manghuhula: Hindi. Palad mo lang lagi ang makakasex mo!!!

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