Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

"TEXT" A Love Story

Jack and Jill (Nosebleed Version)

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Manny Pacquiao's New GF

Mukhang malakas ang animal appeal ng bagong syota ni Manny. Mukhang hayup kasi. Mahigit pa nga sa hayup... halimaw na nga! Bagay naman sila di ba?