Mahirap itago...

Once upon a time...

Once upon a time there was this really, really, reeeeeaally ugly princess. 

One night after a heavy partying nabuntis sya ng isang poging lalaki (presumably dahil sa lasing ang lalaki). At dahil uso pa ang chivalry nuong unang panahon...

Poging Lalaki: Wil u marry me?

Ugly Princess: No.
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And Poging Lalaki lived happily ever after.
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